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			Alien in Liverpool, La 
			Machine 
			
			  
			AN outbreak of 
			arachophilia took place in Liverpool over the last week, 3 September 
			to 7 September 2008, when many thousands flocked into the city to 
			see a specular alien, which first appeared on the side of the 
			Concourse House, a block awaiting demolition, near Lime Street 
			Station on Wednesday, 3 September 2008.  A giant spider; it 
			hung there, unmoving, inviting speculation as to its intentions.  
			A base camp of scientists was established near the Echo arena to 
			find out more about the creature.  Then, on Thursday, it was 
			coaxed down and conveyed to the Base, still sleeping, until Friday, 
			when it was aroused and began marauding.  At first, it was 
			checked by a wall of Chinese fire crackers, then fire and finally 
			snow subdued it, until 6pm when it re-awoke and paraded round the 
			back of the Arena, along Gower Street accompanied by musicians on 
			cherry-pickers playing evocative music as it trundled along.  
			The public were guarded by an incredibly industrious chain of 
			stewards, with red and white tape, who kept folk clear of its 
			colossal legs as it lumbered along.  Its arachridan 
			characteristics were clear to see as it investigated as it moved 
			along.  Amongst its less endearing traits were its tendency to 
			spit spray, or blow smoke as it passed.  It lumbered down the 
			Strand and re-entered Salthouse Dock, where it took a bath with the 
			help of a gigantic crane and giant water cannons showered both the 
			spider and the spectators liberally!  What areas the rain had 
			not soaked, those cannons sought to drench.  It was taken in 
			good part however.  After its bath, suitably dried and 
			perfumed, it continued its ponderous way along until it reached the 
			Cunard Building where, beguiled by harp music and subdued by snow, 
			it eventually slept the night to re-awake on the morrow and in the 
			afternoon made its way past the Town Hall (where it caused some 
			special measures to be taken for a wedding party!) Then along to 
			Derby Square, where water was once more liberally sloshed around.  
			The crowds along this route were quite densely packed and it was 
			amazing how good humoured it stayed despite the fact that many 
			parents with young children were naturally feeling very defensive.  
			At Holy Corner, Church Street, the spider was snowed on again and 
			slept.  (How many of us recognise the name Holy Corner, I 
			wonder?) When it woke, with some delay, it accompanied Manzimouk, a 
			small driveable crane and performed manoeuvres, accompanied by loud 
			bangs and flames.  Outside the Adelphi Hotel, it encountered a 
			tempest then found its way back to Concourse House where it was 
			hoisted up to spend another night.  Its huge size (50 feet, and 
			37 tonnes) was so apparent as it stretched over four storeys with 
			its legs touching a 5th!  On Sunday, 7 September 2008, its 
			final day in the City, there was much misinformation abounding and a 
			large number of people with accompanying children congregated around 
			St George’s Plateau and Lime Street in the expectation of seeing the 
			Spider wake and react to the music.  However nothing happened 
			which caused considerable disappointment for the waiting youngsters, 
			especially as no formal information was forthcoming and it was left 
			to the security staff and the police to answer queries, as best they 
			could.  Most of the crowd dissipated, but appeared again for 
			the finale, when the spider came down from the wall and marched 
			relentlessly (at 2 miles an hour) towards the Queensway Tunnel.  
			Here it met with tremendous opposition from special effects 
			machines: water cannons, fire, fireworks, smoke and snow all 
			assaulted it until it made its escape down the tunnel; disappearing 
			into a cloud of smoke, going who knows where.  Where will it 
			reappear?  Will it reappear?  Yokohama in Japan is being 
			mentioned.  It was a most exciting ending; music, noise, light 
			and colour all fed into the fantasy unfolding before us.  It 
			was all thoroughly appreciated.  The spider, commissioned by 
			the Culture Company, was the creation of La Machine, a collaboration 
			of artists, designers and technicians formed in the early 1900’s and 
			now based at two locations in France, near to Toulouse and Nantes.  
			The associated creative company was Artichoke, based in London.  
			Made from steel and reclaimed poplar, the spider was reassembled in 
			Cammell Laird’s in Birkenhead.  There are 66 people in the 
			French company, 250 technical and support crew and 20 British 
			musicians.  All involved were warmly applauded at the end of 
			the performance.  This was an highly imaginative, innovative 
			work of art and brought great enjoyment to many thousands.  
			There are detractors who feel the money spent could have been more 
			usefully deployed but those who flocked in obviously appreciated the 
			stimulation and fantasy afforded by this happening.  It was 
			interesting to note that all ages, people engaged in different ways.  
			There were those who watched quite passively as the Spider passed 
			them presumably seeing it merely as a distraction to everyday life.  
			Others marvelled over the mechanics and to the clearly visible 
			manipulation by those who sat around the Spider’s middle controlling 
			its huge legs and movements and others who clung to its limbs en 
			route.  It really was a marvel of construction.  Even very 
			young children seemed to accept that it was a machine.  Perhaps 
			its sheer size and obvious mechanics made it unlikely to be a living 
			threat, although one little voice did ask, "What does it eat?"
			On a different level, however, many people enjoyed the story 
			line as it evolved, suspending incredulity for the duration of its 
			stay allowing it to become a real entity.  It will certainly 
			fuel conservation for a while yet and will no doubt live on in the 
			memories of those who witnessed it and in the City’s annals for 
			years to come.  It was truly exceptional. Throughout the event, 
			despite inclement weather at the start, heaving crowds and those 
			with the urge to climb high places, crowd control (where possible) 
			was, on the whole, sensitively done, with humour and good nature by 
			the forest of stewards.  The police were friendly and 
			approachable but high profile enough to deter trouble makers.  
			The masses were largely co-operative and behaved responsibly with 
			good humour.  Liverpool was enjoying itself once again.  
			Will we feel bereft when our reign as Capital of Culture comes to an 
			end or will the momentum continue?  So far the estimated number 
			of people attending events, this 08 year, has passed the 6 Million 
			mark, not including the Spider visitors.  Attendance at 
			establishments and exhibitions is also well up.  Next week sees 
			the Cycle Race pass through the City.  Jose Manuel Barroso 
			President of the European Commission is quoted as saying:- 
			"It’s turning out to be one of the most successful Capital of 
			Culture programmes that we have ever had.  We are now trying to 
			create a net work of European Capitals of Culture to build on 
			Liverpool’s experience." Merseyside certainly knows how to 
			respond when given the chance.  Here’s to a successful future! 
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